Sent in the census form a few weeks ago more or less blank (answered question #1 - that was it). So I get a visit from a census guy today ...

RWR: Four people live here. That's the only question you are legally allowed to ask.

Census Guy (writing down my answer): Thank you very much, sir.

RWR - 1
BHO - 0

Come on back for more, and you just may get a visit of your own from Mark Levin, Esq.

RWR