My old pal Delftsman is back, and he hit it out with this one:

Obama
Simply put, I consider OBAMA to be a POST-TURTLE.




If you're unfamiliar with what that means; it's an old farmers term:
When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.

If that doesn't describe Obama, I don't know what does.