Hurricane Irene
Monday, August 29, 2011
OK, so the plan to destroy the world with a giant hurricane has failed again. Hell, I couldn't even knock out my own power with this one. Only got some water in my basement.
I even tried to point to storm at New England to try to take out the libs in Massachusetts and Connecticut to no avail. We couldn't even bring about significant damage to New York City. Guys, if we are going to do this, we really have to work harder.
So ...
Let's make sure the next storm really works. Get bigger SUVs and run them more often so that we can make the air dirty and destroy more ozone and cause bigger hurricanes. Make sure you get as much as possible in the way of tax cuts so that the destruction is greater and more widespread.
Seriously, we're really starting to look like wimps here. Where the hell is George Bush when you need him? The kind of hurricane he caused in New Orleans with his tax cuts is what we really need to do to destroy the planet.
Let's get it on!
RWR
TomJW · 710 weeks ago
Then find out that Rhode Island realizes that the government finances are collapsing and public pensions must be cut. So the hurricane did some good in Rhode Island.
At the end of the month I'm moving to Nebraska to my brother's house. I'll find a job out west somewhere. I lived in Texas for 7 years after graduating college. So I will be moving to the jobs again (single again and son now in college).
RightWingRocker · 710 weeks ago
We really need to do more than just knock out the electrical service. We need to completely obliterate Rhode Island and all the people who live there and in the rest of the world.
We need bigger SUVs that burn more gas and emit more CO2. It's the only way we are going to wreak any significant devastation on the environment. We have to kill more people.
When you get to Nebraska, make sure you have a big SUV like a Suburban or a Navigator. A little Jeep Liberty or a Ford Escape just isn't going to cut it.
RWR
TomJW · 710 weeks ago
I don't believe the global warming crap myself. I have never heard of a science subject so filled with fraud. Well, except the last world killer, electromagnitic waves from high tension lines. If you read any of the studies you learned that they were all fact free.
RightWingRocker · 710 weeks ago
You know as well as anyone that the truth doesn't matter. If Al Gore says that SUVs cause hurricanes or other "damage" to the environment, then it is a proven fact. If The DNC decides to have as its platform that conservatives want to destroy the planet, then it is likewise a proven fact.
So go get that SUV cranked up and let's destroy the planet!
RWR